Now Cats Can Stay In Luxury Cat Hotels … But They May Never Want To Come Back Home

Gone are the days of begging your friends/family to come over and feed Fluffy while you’re out of town - a whole new crop of cat hotels has begun their imminent rise.

Take a gander at some of your options for cat boarding while you’re on vacation - put your fur baby in one of these, and they may never want to come back home!


-Meadow Cat Hotel - St. Erme, UK

“Where the hell am I?!”

Amenities include:

  • Heated floors

  • Gourmet cat menu

  • Chauffeur service

  • “Cat Cam” monitoring services

  • Catnip bubbles play sessions

  • Laser light playtime

Can we talk about the Gourmet cat menu for a minute - which, by the way - is complimentary on your cat’s birthday or Christmas? … These cats basically have a better diet than I do. Selections include:

“King prawns - caught in the Atlantic Ocean and unhurriedly cooked”:

“Tuna steak - line caught, slowly heated, then broken into tasty morsels and served with sweetcorn”:

“Cat milk - creamy, lactose-reduced milk, accompanied with bedtime treats including chew sticks”:

-The Wagington Luxury Hotel For Pets - Singapore

Amenities include:

  • Private suits adorned with “sumptuous” furnishings

  • Glass doors for privacy

  • Hand-crafted and soft faux leather orthopedic beds

  • Luxurious tree house w/ catnip

  • Salon and spa

  • Gourmet meals

The Daily Mail reports that the Purrfection Suites feature purified air pumped into the rooms, classical music to “help the cats unwind,” high-end designer Roberto Cavalli wallpaper, and Swarovski crystal food dishes.

-Longcroft Luxury Cat Hotel - various locations, UK

Amenities include:

  • Wrought-iron designer cat beds (complete with soft cat-sized pillows)

  • Individually decorated bedroom suites

  • Grooming services

  • Gourmet menus served on bone china

  • Choice of cheerful music

  • Dedicated human playmates

-Morris Animal Inn, Morristown, NJ

“Just checkin’ out these tasty fishiez…”

Amenities include:

  • Choice of condo: single occupancy with two levels; deluxe condo with four levels; or the luxury suite with “multiple levels of play, climbing and cozy napping areas.”

  • Dedicated lap and brushing time

  • “Storytime”

  • Kitty play room that includes scratching posts, skylights, toys, catnip, and furniture

  • Electronic game options including cat-game tablet time and interactive i-pad games

  • Kitty-wheel exercise sessions

  • Outdoor “Kitty Walks” in an enclosed “Kitty SUV” complete with large viewing windows

A guest enjoying an outdoor “Kitty Walk” in a stroller

-The Ings Luxury Cat Hotel - Yorkshire, UK

Just ordered off the a la carte menu

Amenities include:

  • Bespoke climbing trees (handcrafted and made from renewable resources)

  • “Virtual pet fireflies” for the cat to play with in every suite

  • Flameless LED candles (for mood lighting)

  • Virtual televisions that display aquariums, bird cages, rainforests, and crackling logs, accompanied by soothing background music

  • Commissioned pet portraits

  • Fresh seafood a la carte menu

Straight chilliin’
No stress here!

What do you think about these? Would you put your kitty up in one of these fancy hotels?

Image Credits: Pinterest.com, MeadowCatHotel.co.uk, Facebook.com, LongcroftCatHotel.co.uk, MorrisAnimalInn.com, MorrisAnimalInn.com, ThePursuitist.com, TonsofCats.com

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